As you know, Bankstone News is all about you, our beloved readers.

Everything we do is quite literally done with you in mind.

When we sit down at our Wordmaster 2000 Electrotypester every morning (or whenever we finally get in to work), you’re the very first thing we think about.

Or at least, you’re the very first thing we think about after thinking about fetching a cup of Barleycup and Brandy, side-swiping incoming correspondence into the nearest bin, scratching our head, our a*se, and anything else that seems in need of scratching, inwardly reproving ourselves for missing bath night for a third week running, spraying a bit of Lynx (The scent of wild cat) from the filing draw in the general direction of our underarms, and wondering whence where we’re going to borrow a tenner for a couple of pints down the Badgers at lunchtime, and so on…

So, pretty much the first thing, basically.

Anyway, seeing as we spend so much time thinking about you, we thought it might be nice if we had some vague idea who you are, and, you know, what you’re all about and that. In case maybe we can ‘monetise’ that knowledge at some point in the future by flogging it to spam marketers, debt collectors, the government, GCHQ or whoever.

So, why not take part in our exciting Reader Survey! Simply complete the following six questions (multiple choice format to make it easy enough even for you) to guarantee you’ll continue receiving Bankstone News each week complete free of charge!

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