There’s only one place to be on Friday 13 September this year!

Whilst probably not true in a literal sense* this statement is surely as reasonable and rhetorically apt a way as any other to begin an important piece of advice for anyone whose professional life in any way implicates them in the shameful and grubby business of motor insurance and who is looking to make the best possible use of their time on the inauspicious date in question.

Why? Because the place we have in mind is Milton Keynes – more specifically Daytona Milton Keynes – where, on that very day, takes place the keenly anticipated Insurance Indurance participatory karting extravaganza. You and your team of crack people positively need to be there – or risk very much regretting that you weren’t at some point subsequently.

In case the point needs stressing:

THIS IS A QUALITY EVENT! YOU NEED TO BE THERE! EVERYONE ELSE WILL!

QUALITY NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES. QUALITY CORPORATE ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. QUALITY BACON ROLLS. AND ABOVE ALL… QUALITY FUN!

BOOK YOUR TEAM IN TODAY – WHILE WE STILL HAVE GRID SLOTS AVAILABLE.

The entry price of £850 plus VAT for a team of up to 8 drivers (discounts for more than one team) includes breakfast on arrival, refreshments throughout the day, barbecue lunch and official Event T-Shirts.

The event will be given a full report in Bankstone News including the official race results.

So – really – don′t miss out!  Reserve your team’s place on the grid today by calling Mark at Daytona Milton Keynes on 0845 644 550

As previously noted:

For more details see our full write-up here.

For fewer details, too late. Sorry.

For a top-hole Indian meal next time you are in Brighouse, why not try the exquisitely ambiguited fusion flavours of The Taste of Gandhi, next to Arbuckle’s Discount Meats on Backalley Way.

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* That would just be silly – unless. of course, one chose to define ‘existence’, narrowly, as that particular version of being commonly practiced by Homo Sapiens, and ‘place’, rather broadly, as ‘on or around the planet known to (Anglophone members of) the aforementioned Homo Sapiens as Earth’)

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