Return of the cap

September 28, 2015

Yes, it’s picture caption time again!

Here’s your chance to bag a free life-time subscription to Bankstone News – plus the Gourmet Spam Bap Surprise of your choice from Kylee’s of Manningham – by simply doing our job for us and coming up with a hilarious caption to go with the already moderately hilarious photograph featured on the right.

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September 28, 2015

The idea that accidents are things that just ‘happen’ is substantially discredited today. According to recent reports in archaically named national newspaper The Telegraph, 90 per cent of so-called accidents are actually the result of “bad driving”.

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September 28, 2015

Strange things are going at former-self-help-members-club-turned-personal-limes-insurer Alcoholics Anonymous (AA).

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September 28, 2015

Working hand in rooker with specialist millicent squad NCA (National Crime Agency), fraud bankrotzers APU are all boasty this week about how they struck a bolshy great tolchock against an internazzy auto crasting shaika that was nabbing UK 4x4s and karrabling them off to far Ugandaland, O My Brothers.

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September 22, 2015

Correctly answering ten questions in a row on formerly popular TV Quiz show Who Wants to be a Millionaire used to net contestants a guaranteed £32,000. That’s right: however stupidly they answered Question 11, they still got to keep that £32k.

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September 22, 2015

Jim Reaper of insurance firm Conveyor is not a happy man.

Everywhere you look, the scourge of motor insurance claims is flailing out of control, costing insurers arms and legs left right and centre – and forcing them to pass the pain on down the line to ordinary decent policyholders.

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September 22, 2015

Manchester may have a couple of half decent football clubs. Blackpool may be famous as a place of illumination. Chester may have streets that get cleaned occasionally. Oldham may have something or other that doesn’t immediately spring to mind. But Liverpool (European Capital of Culture 2008, International Capital of Pop 1963, World City of Polyester 1982, etc etc) has set itself apart yet again by clinching the prestigious UK Capital of Third Party Personal Injury Claims for a record umpteenth year running.

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September 22, 2015

Hot on the heels of last week’s disturbing revelations of soaring levels of dissatisfaction among younger Britons about the poor standard of driving services delivered by their parents, comes news that fewer than 38% of kids get to have a say in what cars their parents purchase.

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September 22, 2015

I say, I say, I say (does anyone say that any more?)

Wait. That’s not the question.

The question is: what is the difference between a courtesy car and a guaranteed hire car?

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September 22, 2015

Shocking new research findings unveiled by The Accident Exchange this week revealed the startling fact that when one or more cars is written off following a collision it can often be a sign that a serious accident has taken place.

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