While researching this week’s in-depth story on pot holes (following a protracted narcotic interlude resulting from a regrettable semantic misunderstanding on the author’s […]
Potholes. Suddenly they’re everywhere. And most of us have nearly died because of them. That’s according to “the UK’s leading driving based road […]
According to Aviva and the Motor Insurers’ Bureau, seven out of ten UK drivers claim to have no idea what the term fronting […]
Gordon Brown is hopping mad. According to biker’s bible MCN, a badly disconcerted PM is demanding answers PDQ as to why there’s apparently […]
Given that Bankstone News’ theme this week is stupidly long first sentences, you will no doubt be delighted to learn that, in a […]
News of Welsh Rugby international Andy Powell’s having been apprehended in a state of advanced inebriation at the helm of a stolen luxury […]
Scarily-old people may soon outnumber the rest of us ten to one. But if they think they’re getting it all their own way, […]
A freedom of information request lodged by the nation’s favourite newspaper depicting topless teens, The Sun, has revealed that only one in 1800 […]
Reliably first with tales of extraterrestrial intrusion, The Daily Telegraph claims increasing Solar radiation will soon cause satnav melt down around the world. […]
Like the illustrious Lamorak, Bors, Dagonet and Percival before him – not to mention the still more illustrious Galahad, Gawain and Lancelot – […]