November 22, 2013

We know from all your emails and solicitors’ letters how much you enjoy reading Bankstone News each week. Not that we’d let a little friendly banter put us off.

But, let’s face it, everyone deserves a break from time to time. With that in mind, we’re going to skip a week next week (not the whole week, obviously, just the bit where we send out the latest edition of Bankstone News).

You know who else could do with a break, though, don’t you! That’s right, poor old Victor Typo, illustrious chief executive assistant of Bankstone and the unfortunate victim of a particularly nasty recent act of satellite navigational equipment theft in the Leeds area (see previous issues for details).

We’re packing Vic off to Vienna, where he likes to lurk around in a heavy winter coat and a black fedora, scuttling between dimly lit doorways in an homage to his favourite film, The Man with Two Brains.

He’ll be reporting back in two weeks’ time with an unnecessarily detailed account of his arrest, detention and subsequent release from a surprisingly commodious and well appointed Viennese gaol cell – along with any fascinating tittle tattle he picks up along the way.

So enjoy your bonus pre-Christmas publication break. But don’t let your guard down too far. We shall return!

Typo in Vienna


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