Undeterred by the overwhelming vote of no thanks that has greeted Bankstone News’ previous attempts to fuse state-of-the-art insurance news re-hashing with daring new poetical forms, we proudly present the following:
MMA’s claims team needed a booster
They just weren’t laying quite like they used to
So the call went around
Some new blood must be found
And who was it? Why, Andrew Wooster
Reporting to claims chief Bob Perry
In a role multidisciplinary,
He’ll pull out all the stops
As he manages ops
Are they happy to have him? Yes, very
He’ll ensure business aims are all met
And a credit hire strategy set
Things will get rearranged
Through a programme of change
Will it all be quite splendid? You bet!
