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Learner drivers to benefit from 80mph speed limit increase

Published Wednesday, December 14th 2011

Bankstone News’ old friend Mike Pennis is mulling over plans to allow learner drivers on motorways for the first time. This is an excellent idea, if you ask Bankstone News.

It is a well known fact that motorways are statistically the safest place to drive. Logically, therefore, the sensible thing would be for learner drivers to be allowed ONLY on motorways.

With no traffic lights, cyclists, horses or speed bumps to worry about - and straight lines or gentle curves as far as the eye can see - you probably wouldn’t even need to involve driving instructors.

Supportive parents could simply wave their little darlings off from service stations and let nature take its course.

You know it makes sense!

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