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Size zero fears for skinny Helphire

Published Friday, May 7th 2010

Size zero fears for skinny Helphire I lost £20m of unsightly debt in just three months, claims Martin Ward of Bath, UK. Now you too can watch those pounds fall away thanks to the easy-to-follow Helphire Plan. Shamed by your vast fle...

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The further decline of western civilization

Published Thursday, May 6th 2010

The further decline of western civilization The snappily named Society of Motor Manufacturers and Traders, ‘smut’ for short, reckons there were 0.7% fewer motors on Britain’s roads at the end of last year than at year-end 2008. Basing ...

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Those MoJ reforms in focus

Published Thursday, May 6th 2010

Those MoJ reforms in focus Changes in the law provide a great opportunity to get your name in the papers and flaunt your casual mastery of the relevant issues. Peter Castle, who’s in charge of propositioning customers at B...

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Slight return

Published Friday, April 30th 2010

Slight return Oh yes: the Mighty Quinn is now licensed to thrill once again with its own inimitable brand of insurance product across the full length and breadth of UKland. But for many Quinners (Quinnies?) it l...

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Speed cameras from space

Published Friday, April 30th 2010

Speed cameras from space “It’s nothing sinister, just a natural evolution of the technology that is out there,” an AA spokesman told the Daily Telegraph. The evolution in question involves sinister satellite surveill...

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Unfit to drive

Published Friday, April 30th 2010

Unfit to drive "It is a joke. I'm not bothered. I knew I'd get three points,” shrugged Paul Railton, 23, of County Durham. “I might save myself some money not having a car,” he observed laconically. after bein...

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Write-offs on the rampage (nothing to do with the Bullingdon Club)

Published Thursday, April 29th 2010

Write-offs on the rampage (nothing to do with the Bullingdon Club) Recycling is catching on like never before in today’s make do and mend Britain. More than 100,000 writes-off get back on the UK’s roads each year. Musician-friendly motor insurer Swiftcover rec...

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You're driving me crazy

Published Friday, April 23rd 2010

You're driving me crazy “It’s all over the front page, you give me road rage, Mulder and Scully, la la la la” or something, sang popstress Cerys Matthews of yore. How prescient those words now sound, with the world ...

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